1
00:00:10,040 --> 00:00:12,840
{\an8}It comes with
this 500-mil cup
2
00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:16,360
{\an8}if you're making a smoothie
or a milkshake for yourself.
3
00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:20,080
{\an8}But there's also an additional
two-litre glass jug
4
00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:21,760
{\an8}for larger amounts.
5
00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:23,680
{\an8}It's a great option to have,
isn't it, Tony?
6
00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:25,400
{\an8}Yeah. Absolutely, Val.
7
00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:29,000
{\an8}And with the crushed-ice
feature, you could-- Ooh!
8
00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:32,200
{\an8}You could even knock yourself up
a batch of margaritas.
9
00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:34,080
{\an8}Oh, yes!
10
00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:37,200
{\an8}And you do know how I love
my 6:00 cocktail,
11
00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:38,920
{\an8}don't you, darling?
12
00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:43,960
{\an8}Now, blenders like this
normally retail at over £100,
13
00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:48,920
{\an8}but today we're selling this
for only...
14
00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,720
{\an8}£59.99.
15
00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:53,000
{\an8}£59.99!
16
00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:57,720
{\an8}Now, Maria, I can tell this
is going to be very popular.
17
00:00:57,800 --> 00:00:59,320
{\an8}Absolutely, Valentina.
18
00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:01,960
{\an8}We've already sold
an amazing 35 units,
19
00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:05,080
{\an8}and that's before you've
demonstrated how quiet it is.
20
00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:08,040
{\an8}Yes.
And I was just about to do that.
21
00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:10,160
{\an8}Listen to this.
22
00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:22,920
{\an8}And stay tuned after the
break for more amazing bargains
23
00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,920
{\an8}on the World Shopping Channel.
24
00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,160
{\an8}Ugh!
25
00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:28,440
{\an8}And we're clear.
26
00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:30,400
{\an8}Who did this?
27
00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:32,440
{\an8}- Who did this?!
- Oh, my goodness. Mrs. Orsino--
28
00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:34,000
{\an8}Get that dirty rag away!
29
00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:36,600
- Tony! I'm soaked!
- I'm here! I'm here, darling.
30
00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,400
Valentina, I'm so sorry!
31
00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:39,960
I was on the phone
to the channel.
32
00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:42,520
- What happened?
- The snap-lock seal is broken.
33
00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:44,600
But I checked it myself earlier.
34
00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:46,880
I told you, Andrew.
35
00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:49,440
I told you someone's out
to get me!
36
00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:52,600
Now, either you sort this out or
you bring someone else that can.
37
00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:53,800
Or else!
38
00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:56,280
- Oh, God.
- Come on. Come on.
39
00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:59,520
- Oh, my God. My God.
- We'll clean you up.
40
00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:24,520
{\an8}Oh. Oh--
41
00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:26,240
{\an8}Come on.
Let's watch it again.
42
00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:28,720
{\an8}J-Just so that we can get
a-a full picture
43
00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,280
{\an8}of the incident, yeah.
44
00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:32,680
{\an8}It's been going on
for a while now.
45
00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:35,880
{\an8}Items Valentina's been using
for the live demos have been...
46
00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:37,680
{\an8}misbehaving.
47
00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:40,840
Last week, a massaging
mattress topper went rogue.
48
00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:43,320
A rogue massaging mattress?
49
00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:45,440
Ah, yeah.
That's a best-seller, isn't it?
50
00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:47,280
It's perfect for easing
your aching muscles
51
00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:48,840
at the end of a working day.
52
00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:50,960
Well, this one nearly threw her
to the floor.
53
00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:52,960
And today's been
the final straw.
54
00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,520
I come bearing tea.
55
00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:55,960
Thank you.
56
00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:57,160
So, tell us.
57
00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:59,680
What is Valentina Orsino
really like?
58
00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:01,200
She always looks so fabulous.
59
00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:03,320
Not so much there.
But usually.
60
00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:06,000
- You know who this is?
- Yes!
61
00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,600
It's Valentina Orsino.
And this is her husband, Tony.
62
00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:11,920
- They're the face of WSC.
- The World Shopping Channel.
63
00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,560
Obvs.
64
00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:16,360
They have shows every
weekday morning and lunchtime.
65
00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:18,320
It's the network's
prime-time slots.
66
00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:21,320
- And your company, um...
- Escalus Studios.
67
00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:23,920
- You make these shows?
- For the past 20 years.
68
00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,920
Oh, ri-- Oh, it's your
Big Birthday Bargain Bonanza
69
00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,520
this week, isn't it?
70
00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:31,280
Yes, which is why I could do
without the headache.
71
00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:32,800
Our contract with the channel
72
00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,560
is up for renewal.
73
00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:36,840
We really need to smash
our sales targets.
74
00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:38,600
So, who has access
to the products
75
00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:41,240
before they're, uh, demonstrated?
76
00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:42,600
Well...
77
00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:45,000
I do perceive here
a divided duty.
78
00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:46,640
I should get that.
Excuse me.
79
00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:48,520
And you've really got no idea
80
00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:51,080
who might be trying to humiliate
Valentina like this?
81
00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:52,880
She's my star talent.
82
00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:56,600
But with any great talent
comes high expectations.
83
00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:57,880
Bit of a diva.
84
00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:00,200
- She just knows what she wants.
- Yeah.
85
00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:02,720
I can't go back to her
without real answers.
86
00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:04,760
So I need results and fast.
87
00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:07,760
Well, we would need full access
to the studios.
88
00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:10,920
Yes. We'd probably need to meet
Tony and Maria
89
00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,400
and just, like, the whole team,
so...
90
00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:17,440
- Yes, we'd love to take the job.
- Thank you.
91
00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:20,200
And I can count on you
to be discreet.
92
00:04:20,280 --> 00:04:22,400
We can't have Valentina
any more disturbed
93
00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:23,800
than she already has been.
94
00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:26,640
Discretion is my middle name.
95
00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:28,680
Right. Are our covers in place?
96
00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:31,440
Yes!
I am called Coco.
97
00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:34,360
I am makeup artist
extraordinaire, darlings.
98
00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,480
And I'm gonna be doing
Valentina's hair and makeup.
99
00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:38,800
- I'm so excited.
- All right, me old chinas.
100
00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:41,600
I'm Simeon Bardolph.
Just moved down from Hackney.
101
00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:44,120
Starting today
as a junior product fluffer,
102
00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:47,600
which I pray means that I'll be
sorting out the merchandise
103
00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:49,840
before it goes on screen.
104
00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:52,400
I'm, uh, I'm Frank,
uh, facilities maintenance.
105
00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:54,640
Here to do a service
on the alarms--
106
00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:57,080
which are, in fact, cameras.
107
00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:58,840
I think we've got all angles
covered.
108
00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:00,560
Couldn't have chosen
a different name?
109
00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:02,120
Uh, excuse me.
110
00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:06,280
Frank is way more discreet
than Simeon and Coco.
111
00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:09,000
Oh.
112
00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,560
Oh.
113
00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:16,400
She's coming.
She's coming.
114
00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:17,520
Oh!
115
00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:20,000
Hello, Valentina!
116
00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:22,400
Oh, darlings, you're so kind.
117
00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:24,560
Mm! Photo?
118
00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:27,160
Oh. Oh. Oh, yes.
I can see why you like her.
119
00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:29,840
- Very Sophia Loren.
- I know. Right?
120
00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:32,560
- Oh, Maria!
- Oh! Maria! Maria!
121
00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:35,520
Sorry, darlings. We don't want
Maria to be late, do we?
122
00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:38,240
Thank you.
123
00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,880
Oh, you're beautiful!
Beautiful!
124
00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:44,360
Right. Come on.
Let's get to work.
125
00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:49,040
Oh.
126
00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:08,240
Whatcha?
I was told to speak to Jane.
127
00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:11,120
- I'm Simeon.
- Oh! You're my new fluffer!
128
00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:13,640
- Nice to meet you.
- And you.
129
00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:15,760
- Hi. I'm Maria.
- I know.
130
00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:18,400
- Seen you on screen.
- Tucked away in my booth.
131
00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:20,600
Not for much longer.
132
00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:23,200
It's the 20th Birthday Bonanza
launch later.
133
00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:26,040
And we've just heard that Maria
is going to be with Valentina
134
00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:27,880
and Tony,
doing some proper presenting.
135
00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:31,080
Oh, yeah? Congratulations.
That's mint, that is.
136
00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:32,640
I've been asking Andrew
for months.
137
00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:34,480
Even offered to make a cake
for the show.
138
00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,080
Well, that clearly swung it.
139
00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:37,800
I don't know.
He hasn't seen it yet.
140
00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:40,720
Certainly didn't use anything
as fancy as all this lot.
141
00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,240
Oh, it'll be great,
and so will you.
142
00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,360
Right.
I need a top-up.
143
00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:47,400
I'm on the honey, ginger,
and lemon.
144
00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:49,600
Ah.
For the old Hobson's.
145
00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:52,200
Your Hobson's choice?
Your voice?
146
00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:55,240
- Yes.
- Yeah. See?
147
00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:59,480
Oh, I, uh, did a little bit
of am-dram back home in Hackney.
148
00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:01,240
Well, I'll leave you
in Jane's capable hands.
149
00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:03,080
She's a legend.
Been here since day one.
150
00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:05,280
Knows literally everything
about all our products.
151
00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:06,640
Oh, get away with you.
152
00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:08,800
I'm serious.
And remember what I said.
153
00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:11,320
You shouldn't let Valentina
speak to you like that.
154
00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:12,760
Mrs. Orsino's just just
stressed.
155
00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:13,960
That's all.
156
00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:15,720
Yeah.
I saw that blender thing.
157
00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:17,320
That was mad.
158
00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:19,280
Any, uh, idea what happened
there?
159
00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:20,960
Oh, I wish I had.
160
00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,760
I hate it when the products
look bad on screen.
161
00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:26,040
It reflects poorly on me.
162
00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:27,520
Ah.
Maria.
163
00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:29,840
We've managed to misplace
the menopause expert
164
00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:31,400
for this morning's show.
165
00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:33,880
Can you help me track them down?
166
00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:38,520
Just a little dusting
on the T-zone there.
167
00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:42,720
I know it's not very
professional of me to say this,
168
00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:44,640
but I think you're amazing!
169
00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:47,400
Do you know a viewer
once called me
170
00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:50,960
the Elizabeth Taylor
of television shopping?
171
00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:52,960
- Who am I to argue?
- Well, exactly, darling.
172
00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:59,360
A shame, isn't it, about all
these... recent accidents on air?
173
00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:01,720
Oh, they were not accidents.
174
00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:03,880
That was sabotage.
175
00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:05,960
And I think I know
who's behind it.
176
00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:08,320
- Who?
- Maria.
177
00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,040
- W-- Maria Squires?
- Yes.
178
00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:13,840
That jumped-up admin girl
has been angling for my job.
179
00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:15,640
As if that's ever
going to happen.
180
00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:17,680
That's not argan oil, is it?
181
00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:20,800
No. I was told no cosmetics
containing nuts.
182
00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:23,000
Tree nuts specifically.
183
00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:27,560
We're ready for you.
184
00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:29,520
You've done an okay job,
I suppose.
185
00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:31,640
Oh.
Thanks.
186
00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:42,400
- Oh.
- Uh, Val, darling?
187
00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:43,880
Hello!
188
00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:46,200
I'm the new makeup artist,
Coco.
189
00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:49,440
I was just admiring
these beautiful flowers.
190
00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:51,600
Yes.
They were a gift from me.
191
00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:56,400
Burton. That's a pet name.
Inside joke, you know?
192
00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:58,480
Five minutes.
193
00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:02,000
- Are you needed back on set?
- Oh, no. No.
194
00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:03,480
Val's doing the morning show
solo.
195
00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:07,640
It's... It's a special on...
the menopause,
196
00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:09,720
so I'm surplus to requirements.
197
00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:13,600
Actually, while you're here,
could I get a-a touch-up?
198
00:09:13,680 --> 00:09:15,000
I want to look perfect
199
00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:16,680
for the 20th Birthday
Bargain Bonanza launch.
200
00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:18,440
Yes.
Definitely.
201
00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:21,440
Maybe I could redo your base.
202
00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,480
Do you have
any Breathtaking Bronze?
203
00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:26,000
That's my usual colour.
204
00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:29,640
Um, I was thinking of something
a bit more neutral.
205
00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:31,640
Oh, no, no, no.
I always use that shade.
206
00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:34,280
- It gives such a subtle glow.
- Mm.
207
00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:36,160
Not to worry.
I'll find my usual girl.
208
00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:38,320
Okay.
209
00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:58,280
- Frankie?
- Uh, yes.
210
00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:00,360
Andrew asked me to find you.
211
00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,960
Sorry. You're not quite
what I expected.
212
00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:05,520
Yeah.
I, uh, I get that a lot.
213
00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:07,720
But rest assured,
I'm very good at what I do.
214
00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,240
Wouldn't have been booked
otherwise.
215
00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:10,960
Exactly.
216
00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:13,000
Should we go to set?
217
00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,640
Oh. Does Andrew want me
to set up there as well?
218
00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:16,920
Of course.
That's where Valentina is.
219
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,960
Okay.
220
00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:21,360
Aren't you gonna bring that
with you?
221
00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:26,040
W-- Uh...
Y-Yeah, I guess so. Yeah.
222
00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:30,240
It's called the Femi-Fan,
and it works a treat.
223
00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:32,280
You just press the power button,
224
00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:35,840
decide on the power
that you want, and voilà!
225
00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:37,720
You're good to go.
226
00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:42,240
It eases all those hot flushes
and is a bargain at only £499!
227
00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:44,360
- So pick up the phone now.
- Can't believe we're actually...
228
00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:46,920
- Shh!
- You do not want to miss out.
229
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,320
...watching her live
in the studio.
230
00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:50,960
Did you find
anything useful out?
231
00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:52,320
Oh.
232
00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:55,400
Well, apparently
Valentina bullies all the staff,
233
00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,600
especially poor Jane over there.
234
00:10:57,680 --> 00:11:01,520
No. Maybe she's not as lovely
as she seems on screen.
235
00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:04,320
- What are they doing with Frank?
- I think there's been a bit...
236
00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:08,040
{\an8}I'm delighted to welcome
Frankie Cannon of FemiChange UK.
237
00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:10,160
{\an8}It's lovely to meet you,
Frankie.
238
00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:13,440
{\an8}Please take a seat.
239
00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:16,720
{\an8}- Ha.
240
00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:18,440
{\an8}That is not Frankie Cannon.
Repeat.
241
00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:21,640
{\an8}- That is not Frankie Cannon.
- Frankie?
242
00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:23,440
{\an8}- A FemiSqueeze.
- Femi what?
243
00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:25,880
{\an8}- FemiSqueeze.
- Oh, th-- Oh, this. Yes.
244
00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,720
{\an8}Uh, yes.
245
00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:31,240
{\an8}Unfortunately,
urinal incontinence is a reality
246
00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:35,360
{\an8}for so many women experiencing
peri or menopausal changes.
247
00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:38,640
{\an8}But the unique
pelvic-floor muscle trainer,
248
00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:42,400
{\an8}only £9.99,
is designed to combat that.
249
00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:46,080
{\an8}Why don't you show us how the
FemiSqueeze works, Frankie?
250
00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:48,160
{\an8}Uh...
251
00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:54,520
{\an8}- There you go.
- Ah. Yeah.
252
00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:56,600
{\an8}Easy peasy.
253
00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:57,920
{\an8}Oh!
Hello.
254
00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,520
{\an8}It's a little...
Mm.
255
00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,000
{\an8}Squeeze.
256
00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:03,160
{\an8}Sque-e-eze.
257
00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:06,520
{\an8}So easy.
258
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:09,320
{\an8}I think my, uh, pelvic floor
must already be shot.
259
00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:12,640
{\an8}For every FemiSqueeze
bought today--
260
00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:14,600
{\an8}I'm really sorry about that.
Oh. S--
261
00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:16,680
{\an8}For every FemiSqueeze
bought today,
262
00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:19,320
{\an8}a donation will be made
to FemiChange UK.
263
00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,600
{\an8}And with more
exclusive offers...
264
00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:23,560
{\an8}- After the break.
- ...after the break.
265
00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,520
And we're out.
266
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,640
Valentina, I am so sorry.
267
00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:32,320
Sorry?
Who the hell is this oaf?!
268
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,400
- Hey!
- Oh. It really wasn't that bad.
269
00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:36,800
- Honestly, you were still great.
- Who are you?
270
00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:38,600
This is Frank and Lu.
271
00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:42,240
They're the people I hired
to find your saboteur.
272
00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:43,800
I thought you'd engage
273
00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:45,760
experienced
undercover investigators,
274
00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:50,160
not a-a second-rate makeup
artist and an incompetent fool!
275
00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:52,960
She had people spying on us?
276
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,760
You did this on purpose,
didn't you?
277
00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,520
No.
It-- It was a genuine mistake.
278
00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,520
- I swear.
- We just got our wires crossed.
279
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,480
If you think that
you're gonna help me
280
00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:03,120
with the Birthday Bargain
Bonanza after that stunt,
281
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,720
you can think again.
282
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,920
But Andrew promised he'd give
me a shot at presenting.
283
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,840
Did he, now?
284
00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:15,160
I thought we'd spoken
about that.
285
00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:18,880
Perhaps you should stay
in your booth, Maria.
286
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:21,120
Just for the time being.
287
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:25,120
I am so sick of being surrounded
by...
288
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:29,400
talentless and... dreary people.
289
00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,520
Remind me again
which one of them
290
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:39,240
is actually the owner
of the studio.
291
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:47,160
Darling, give me a moment...
292
00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:49,800
to get away
from all the riffraff.
293
00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:52,040
She's more worked up than ever.
294
00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:55,520
And you were beamed live to the
nation as a menopause expert.
295
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:58,320
Is this what Shakespeare
and Hathaway class as discreet?
296
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,320
Oh, here you are!
297
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,920
You feeling all right?
298
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,760
I'm getting there.
Thanks.
299
00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:12,080
I shouldn't let her get to me.
300
00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:15,120
- I mean, it's only TV, right?
- Mm.
301
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:19,320
It's just... my fiancé broke up
with me a couple of months ago.
302
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,520
- Oh.
- It's been really hard.
303
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,800
I just thought maybe
this was my chance to, you know,
304
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:26,040
- show him what he's missing.
- Hm.
305
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:27,480
That's really sad, isn't it?
306
00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:29,800
No.
Breakups are rough.
307
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,280
Thanks, Simeon.
308
00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:33,720
Come on, girl.
309
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,560
It... It's just it's frustrating,
310
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,560
because there's loads
of audience research
311
00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:41,360
that shows that viewers like me
almost as much as Valentina.
312
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,800
But every time Andrew says
he'll give me a chance,
313
00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:45,120
she intervenes.
314
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,760
That's out of order.
315
00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:49,480
So, you know, I'd understand
316
00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:51,200
if you wanted to cause
a bit of Barney Rubble.
317
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:53,000
You know.
Get your own back.
318
00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:54,960
What?
The-- The sabotage?
319
00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,200
No.
Th-- That's not me.
320
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:01,160
Today was a genuine mix-up.
321
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,480
I would like to buy
whoever it is a drink, though.
322
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:09,080
I'm really sorry about earlier.
323
00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:12,440
I will find Valentina, and I
will try and smooth things over.
324
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:16,040
I think the best thing you can
do is solve this case and fast.
325
00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:17,880
Yes.
Well...
326
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,760
I'm sorry, Mrs. Orsino.
327
00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:23,040
- I won't do it again. I promise.
- No. I'm sorry, Jane.
328
00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,760
Because I don't believe you.
329
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:34,880
And we're live in five, four...
330
00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:41,000
And as part of our 20th
Birthday Bargain Bonanza,
331
00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:43,920
we'll be giving you
an additional 20% discount.
332
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,440
She was having
a right old go at Jane earlier.
333
00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:49,000
- Maybe it's her.
- Whoever it is,
334
00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,440
they won't do anything
now they know
335
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:52,000
we're investigating the case,
will they?
336
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:54,120
They don't know that I am.
337
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:57,120
Can you believe that we've
been doing this for 20 years?
338
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,680
I know. I know.
It's just flown by.
339
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:03,000
But I think
we should celebrate properly.
340
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:04,520
{\an8}Don't you?
341
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,760
{\an8}Oh, this is it.
It's about to happen.
342
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:14,360
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
343
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:17,080
{\an8}♪ Happy birthday,
happy birthday ♪
344
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,360
{\an8}Whoo!
345
00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:22,800
{\an8}♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
346
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:26,480
{\an8}- Oh, wow. This looks tasty.
- It really does.
347
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:28,200
{\an8}Mmm.
I hope we get a slice.
348
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,840
{\an8}I just want to thank all you
loyal viewers for your support.
349
00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:33,400
{\an8}We really would be nothing
without you.
350
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,480
{\an8}Mmm.
351
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,400
{\an8}Now, stick around,
352
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:39,360
{\an8}as we're gonna be showing you
the latest tools and gadgets
353
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:42,600
{\an8}to make baking five showstoppers
like this a doddle,
354
00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:46,440
{\an8}starting with our-- mmm!--
Deluxe Icing Bundle,
355
00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:48,840
{\an8}- with 50 different nozzles...
- What's wrong with Valentina?
356
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:51,760
{\an8}...for a professional finish.
357
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,680
{\an8}And the-- You're...
Um...
358
00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:56,520
{\an8}I reckon she's having
an allergic reaction.
359
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:59,840
{\an8}- Where's her EpiPen?
- Uh, it should be in her bag.
360
00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,920
{\an8}Get him to go to adverts.
361
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,080
{\an8}- Go to adverts.
- Um, so, Val's not feeling well.
362
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,520
{\an8}So, um, here are the ads.
363
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,880
It's not in here!
364
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:13,120
There's a spare one
in her dressing room!
365
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,680
Quick!
366
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:21,360
It's not...
I can't find it!
367
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:22,800
Just keep looking!
368
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:25,120
I mean, what do they
even look like anyway?
369
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,600
Oh!
Oh, I think I've got it!
370
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,680
Got it!
371
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:32,480
I've got it!
372
00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:34,960
It's, uh, it's too late.
373
00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:37,040
- She's dead.
- Oh.
374
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,680
Yes.
375
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:42,080
Can you get me the police, please?
376
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,320
Come on, Julian.
377
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,440
This is not something
we could have anticipated.
378
00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:53,480
You lot.
Again.
379
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,800
I might have to arrest you
for obstruction.
380
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,800
Uh, I think you'll find
we were here first.
381
00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:00,960
Yeah. So technically you're
the one that's obstructing us.
382
00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:03,200
Mm, no.
I'm doing my job.
383
00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:05,120
Not that there's much to it.
384
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,280
Mrs. Orsino had
a known nut allergy.
385
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:09,200
Obviously, she went
into anaphylaxis
386
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:10,960
when she ate that cake.
387
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,040
Mm.
What about the missing EpiPen?
388
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:15,320
Yeah. We're looking into that.
389
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:16,880
But if I was her husband,
390
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,600
I'd be suing the bakery
that made that cake.
391
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:22,600
Actually, Maria made it for her.
392
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,440
Who's Maria?
393
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:32,120
Now, I understand
you held Mrs. Orsino responsible
394
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,720
for thwarting your career.
395
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,800
I-I think that's a bit
of an overstatement.
396
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:40,480
Still, maybe you deliberately
gave her a cake with nuts,
397
00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:42,880
hoping she'd have a reaction.
398
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,880
No. I knew how serious
her allergy was.
399
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,440
I cleaned my kitchen
like three times
400
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:50,440
to make sure it was safe
before I started baking.
401
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:53,640
There's no way that you'll find
traces of nuts in that cake.
402
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,760
Well, we'll know soon enough.
403
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:58,320
Forensics are testing it
as we speak.
404
00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:10,560
Well, thanks so much
for coming up.
405
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,600
It's, uh, quite busy out there.
406
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:14,720
You're not thinking of going
on air again, are you?
407
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,640
The lunchtime show.
408
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,320
What?
That...
409
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,360
But Valentina only died
yesterday.
410
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:23,560
Her fans might need a little bit
more time to process things.
411
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,120
The channel are refusing
to budge on sales targets.
412
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,720
My hands are tied.
413
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,720
However,
I'd also like to rehire you.
414
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:34,280
Why? No one's gonna sabotage
Valentina now, are they?
415
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,760
I mean, he's right, though.
Why would you still need us?
416
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,200
To find her killer?
417
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,520
Hi, Simeon.
Or should I say Sebastian?
418
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,600
Sorry.
419
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:50,680
Last night I was called to the
station for a formal interview.
420
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:53,840
Forensics found the cake had
traces of nuts in it.
421
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:55,640
What, they let you go?
422
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:58,320
They found it had been injected
with a hand cream
423
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:01,040
that contained nut oil--
after I'd made it.
424
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:03,480
We think it might be
the same person
425
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:06,080
who tampered with
all Valentina's other items.
426
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,600
You want us to find the saboteur
427
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:10,080
- and put Maria in the clear?
- Please.
428
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,440
The channel are on my back
to resolve this fast,
429
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:16,080
and I can't have my
new presenter under suspicion.
430
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:17,520
New presenter?
431
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:21,160
I know me and Valentina
didn't see eye to eye,
432
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,480
but Tony's given me
his blessing.
433
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:25,400
Well, who's gonna be
in the booth?
434
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:28,240
Ooh.
How about, uh, Jane Folle?
435
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:29,800
The product fluffer?
436
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,640
Mm. Maria, you said it.
She really knows her stuff.
437
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,120
Jane's great.
438
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,920
It's just she's a bit...
ordinary.
439
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,200
I'm not sure she has
that dynamic, capable flair
440
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,880
we're looking for.
441
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,120
Hang on.
442
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,560
- You said that you did am-dram.
- Me?
443
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,040
Or was that just part
of your cover?
444
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:50,960
Oh. No, no. Uh, I-I have
done some am-dram.
445
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,640
And a three-year
classical training
446
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:54,080
at the Royal Academy
of Dramatic Art.
447
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,960
And-- And he's worked
at the RSC.
448
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,520
Perfect.
449
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,800
How do you fancy resuming
your undercover role,
450
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:02,480
only this time live on camera?
451
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:06,120
Um, whatever the case requires.
452
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,880
...792. Cheers.
453
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:13,680
And tell Will at the Mallard
454
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:16,160
that your next pint
is on my tab.
455
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:19,680
So, my contact at the station
reckons it's not just the EpiPen
456
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,080
that's gone missing.
457
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:24,280
Valentina's mobile
has gone walkabout, too.
458
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:31,200
Hello. Your call cannot
be taken at the moment.
459
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:34,520
It's turned off,
which means you can't trace it.
460
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,480
How are we getting on
with the footage?
461
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,160
Yeah. Look at this.
462
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:40,040
Here comes Maria.
She brings the cake.
463
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:42,080
She pops it on the trolley
there.
464
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:43,760
And then she wheels it
out of sight.
465
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,640
You don't think she
could've tampered with it?
466
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:46,840
Yeah, maybe.
467
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,440
With Valentina out
of the picture,
468
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,640
she does become lead presenter,
doesn't she?
469
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,000
But it's a bit risky, isn't it,
470
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:53,880
poisoning a cake
you made yourself?
471
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:55,440
Yeah, I suppose.
472
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,720
And it puts her
right in Keeler's line of sight.
473
00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,240
Anybody else come in?
474
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:01,000
Yeah. Andrew.
475
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:03,560
- Yeah.
- Goes out of sight.
476
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,720
And then, a few minutes later,
Tony.
477
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,400
- Mm.
- And then-- Oh, yeah.
478
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:10,800
It's Jane.
479
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:13,480
So they all could have had
opportunity.
480
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:14,800
Mm.
481
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,880
Stop it there.
482
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:21,320
She got something
in her apron pocket.
483
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,680
So this gives you
the latest sales figures,
484
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:30,120
and this shows you who's waiting
on the phone.
485
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,600
But don't worry. They vet all
the calls before they go on air.
486
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,120
Thank you.
487
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:38,720
And, um, I'm sorry again
for lying about who I was.
488
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:42,200
I won't hold it against you--
much.
489
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:47,480
So how does it feel,
finally getting to present?
490
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,000
Well, I'd feel better
491
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:52,000
if it wasn't under
such horrible circumstances.
492
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,520
It doesn't feel real.
493
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:56,480
I mean, me,
a television presenter.
494
00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:03,400
Marriage and kids with Fabian
was all I ever wanted.
495
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:08,240
This was taken
the day he opened his garage.
496
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:11,480
I was supposed to be
head of admin and sales.
497
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,160
Funny how things change.
498
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:14,880
Well, it's his loss,
499
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:19,320
because you are about to become
the new star of shopping TV.
500
00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:23,720
Lu with an update.
501
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:27,560
You haven't seen Jane about,
have you?
502
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,120
She didn't come in today.
503
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,200
I think she's too upset.
504
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,400
- Hello.
- Hello.
505
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,520
Oh, you're the investigators,
aren't you?
506
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,960
Yes. Uh, I am Lu.
This is Frank.
507
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:49,760
We just wanted to see
how you were.
508
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,880
- We heard you weren't in work.
- Yeah. I couldn't face it.
509
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,680
- You know, not after...
- You murdered Valentina Orsino?
510
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,760
Oh, no!
511
00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:00,920
We've got footage of you
by the cake in the prep room,
512
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,240
and you definitely had something
in your apron pocket.
513
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,720
That's not what you think.
514
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:08,800
You can't believe that--
515
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,200
You'd better come in.
516
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:17,960
Oh.
Wow.
517
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:21,480
Bet you're a nightmare
to buy for for Christmas, eh?
518
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:24,520
Once an item's been demoed
on screen, it can't be sold.
519
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:27,280
They just sit,
gathering dust in the storeroom.
520
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:31,000
So you thought you'd bring
just a couple of things home?
521
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:32,760
I was only borrowing them.
522
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:36,560
I was gonna put it all back
eventually.
523
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,040
I spent hours
researching these products.
524
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:41,640
So... the thing
that was in your apron,
525
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:45,280
is that what you were rowing
with Valentina about?
526
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:48,000
She saw me slipping it
into my bag.
527
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:51,680
She said she'd tell Andrew
I was a thief and get me sacked.
528
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:52,840
But she never got a chance.
529
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:55,280
I didn't kill Valentina.
I swear.
530
00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:57,720
So why didn't you go into work
today, then?
531
00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:00,760
Yeah. I mean, it did make you
look a little bit guilty.
532
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:04,040
Well, look around you.
533
00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:05,680
I am guilty.
534
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:08,440
I didn't think it was stealing.
Not really.
535
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:12,040
But when Valentina caught me
like that,
536
00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:15,040
I realised I was lying
to myself.
537
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:17,960
- I'm going to have to quit.
- Maybe not.
538
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,160
It's never too late
to make things right.
539
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,640
You've got
the electric foot warmer
540
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,360
with detachable fur muff.
541
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,960
I really wanted one of those.
I nearly got one, actually.
542
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,040
Sorry.
543
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,240
Oh.
544
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:35,320
Is that the, uh, the massage mat
that Andrew said went rogue?
545
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,440
Yeah. I brought it back
546
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,680
to try and figure out
what went wrong with it
547
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:42,320
and, um, to give it a go,
of course.
548
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:47,600
- Vindaloo?
- No. I recognise that shade.
549
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,680
It's Breathtaking Bronze.
550
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:01,640
I had a bit of a thing for Tony
back in the day, you know,
551
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:05,360
when he was on, uh,
"Good Morning, Stratford."
552
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:10,520
Spray-on hair, fake tan,
and, uh...
553
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,560
Ooh.
Haemorrhoid cream.
554
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:14,440
Yeah.
I can see why you liked him.
555
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,520
Stop it.
556
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:20,240
Yeah.
That's definitely a match.
557
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:22,880
Breathtaking Bronze.
That's what was on the mattress.
558
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,880
Do you think he was sabotaging
his wife
559
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,040
because she treated him
like a doormat?
560
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:29,520
I don't know.
561
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,480
I feel like it was
something more than that.
562
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,400
What do you think you're doing?
563
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,640
We're doing our job, Mr. Orsino.
564
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:38,360
It was you, wasn't it?
565
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:42,000
You were the one that
was meddling with Valentina.
566
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,040
That's ridiculous.
Why would I do that?
567
00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:47,080
Because Burton isn't really
your pet name, is it?
568
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:48,800
It's the name of her lover.
569
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:52,800
She was having an affair,
and you found out, didn't you?
570
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,600
Well...
571
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:58,760
You don't know what it's like
572
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:03,200
being married to such a...
vibrant and... beautiful woman.
573
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,080
I mean, I've tried
to hold the years back,
574
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:07,760
but she hardly aged
since we were married.
575
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,280
I suspected she was seeing
someone,
576
00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:13,840
so I bought some spyware
for her phone.
577
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:15,320
I'm not proud.
578
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:19,720
But I tracked her
to a local hotel multiple times.
579
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,800
And did you confront her?
580
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:25,560
What, and risk her leaving me?
No.
581
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:29,000
No. I decided...
to play some practical jokes.
582
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:32,240
Oh, it was childish and stupid,
and I hate myself now.
583
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,160
So is that what the cake
was about?
584
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,200
Maybe you didn't mean
to kill her
585
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,520
but you just wanted her
to swell up on live TV.
586
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:41,520
But t-that wasn't me.
I'd-- I'd never risk that.
587
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,520
I m-- I might have wanted to
humiliate her,
588
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:48,200
but I...never wanted her to come
to any harm, much less die.
589
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:54,120
This spyware.
Was it a location-sharing app?
590
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,840
No. It was much more
sophisticated than that.
591
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,240
I mean, I could track Val's
phone to within centimetres,
592
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,360
even when it was turned off.
593
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:04,680
Ooh.
594
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,080
Thirteen calories.
595
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,040
Throat lozenge?
596
00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:12,920
You got to protect that voice
now.
597
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:16,120
Um... thanks.
598
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:19,160
Um, so do the, uh,
viewers have to pay extra
599
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:21,040
for the workouts with this
600
00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:22,920
or is there some kind
of monthly fee?
601
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,520
I don't know.
602
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:27,320
I wish Jane was here.
She always knows this stuff.
603
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,320
There's a contents library
of over 1,000 workouts.
604
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:31,480
Jane, you're back.
605
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:33,160
And with that model,
606
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:34,840
you can connect your phone
via Bluetooth
607
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,520
and exercise
to all your favourite tunes.
608
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,520
Hey. You ever thought about
presenting, Jane?
609
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:43,080
Oh, heavens no.
Who'd want to see me on screen?
610
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,720
I'm not exactly glamorous.
611
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,560
Whatcha?
612
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,640
Now, I don't suppose
you could help me put this lot
613
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,320
back on the shelves.
614
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,560
Tony was the saboteur?
615
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:00,800
Wait.
Is he the killer, then?
616
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,680
We don't think so.
617
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,760
I know this is your studio,
but it seemed like
618
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:07,760
you did everything
that Valentina demanded.
619
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:09,080
Why?
620
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,800
I told you.
She was our big star.
621
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:11,800
We needed her.
622
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,680
But audience research showed
623
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:15,600
that Maria was nearly
as popular.
624
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:17,520
You could have replaced
Valentina with her,
625
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,680
made your life a lot easier.
626
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:21,960
Maybe there was
another reason you didn't.
627
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:25,920
Maybe it's because you and
Valentina were having an affair.
628
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,120
Are you crazy?
She'd eat me alive.
629
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,480
Then why do you have her phone?
630
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:33,440
I don't know
what you're talking about.
631
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:44,040
I turned it off.
632
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,240
State-of-the-art spyware.
633
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,840
Can turn phones on remotely now.
634
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,600
Did you murder Valentina?
635
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,120
No.
636
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:56,560
I took her phone after she died, yes.
637
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,640
But that's it.
638
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:01,680
She had a video of me.
639
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:03,920
I needed to make sure
no one saw it.
640
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,320
...corporate tax.
641
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,720
This significantly reduces
our liability.
642
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,280
That's right.
643
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,920
Then let's establish
an LLC and get started.
644
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,400
Okay.
645
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:16,000
Yeah. Talk about dull.
646
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,200
Why was Andrew so desperate
to get his hands on that?
647
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:22,480
Because they're discussing
some dodgy tax-avoidance scheme.
648
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,560
Apparently...
649
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,120
...he got some massive
end-of-year bill
650
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,920
that he couldn't afford to pay,
651
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,280
so he hired a specialist to do
a bit of creative accounting.
652
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:34,240
Hoped he'd save the studio.
653
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:36,240
Yeah.
Valentina got wind of it.
654
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:38,920
- Recorded one of the meetings.
- Yeah.
655
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,120
And then Valentina threatened
to tell the taxman
656
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,480
if Andrew didn't do everything
she asked of him.
657
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:46,720
- So with her dead, he's free.
- Yeah.
658
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:48,800
Was there anything else
on there?
659
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:49,840
Well, no.
660
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:51,960
Just lots and lots of messages
661
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:53,800
from other men
she'd been seeing.
662
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,600
No wonder Tony was upset.
663
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,640
She had like more than five
of them on the go.
664
00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:59,440
It was proper racy stuff
as well.
665
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:01,960
And all you showed me
was some boring tax video.
666
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:04,000
I know we know about Burton,
667
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,880
but there was also Hilton,
Todd, Fisher--
668
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:08,840
Wilding.
669
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:12,200
- How'd you know that?
- Elizabeth Taylor's husbands.
670
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,240
Valentina must have named
her lovers after them.
671
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:15,560
- Ah.
- Of course she did.
672
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:16,800
Icon.
673
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:18,760
We need to have another look
on here.
674
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:19,960
We must be missing something.
675
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:21,440
Actually, I need to go
676
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,960
and prepare
for my live television debut.
677
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:25,840
- Wish us some friar.
- Huh?
678
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,080
Friar Tuck.
679
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:29,640
- What?
- Oh. Good luck.
680
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,360
Ah. Very good.
681
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:34,120
Oh, uh, I'm just getting a call
from the chocolate factory.
682
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,120
One of their Oompa-Loompas
has gone missing.
683
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:37,520
Oh, Frank.
684
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:39,080
Can't let him go on telly
like that.
685
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:42,960
He's supposed to be giving
a tribute to Valentina.
686
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:44,480
Hey, Tony!
687
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:46,000
Hi.
Hello.
688
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,200
I'm a little worried
about your makeup.
689
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:51,480
- Oh. Do I need a bit more?
- Um...
690
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:57,800
Many of you, like me,
saw Valentina as a true friend.
691
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:00,240
She was an integral part
of the WSC family,
692
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:03,240
and we will all miss her
terribly.
693
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,320
He looks much better.
Well done. Good job.
694
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:08,000
{\an8}As you know,
my wife was extremely excited
695
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,680
{\an8}about our 20th Birthday Bonanza
promotion,
696
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:14,600
{\an8}our best-selling items
with a whopping 20% off.
697
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,800
{\an8}Valentina was passionate
698
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:19,360
{\an8}about bringing you
the best possible deal.
699
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:23,440
{\an8}So in her memory, we're going to
knock another 5% off all prices
700
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:26,400
{\an8}and throw in one of these
Valentina tribute candles
701
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:27,560
{\an8}with every purchase.
702
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,360
Really?
703
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:31,000
We've lost the whole morning,
704
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,240
and we need to hit
the channel's target.
705
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,440
- Besides...
- Now, in my old booth...
706
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:37,080
...it's what she
would've wanted.
707
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:39,200
{\an8}...waiting to take your calls
is the lovely Simeon.
708
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:42,080
{\an8}- Say hello, Simeon!
- Hello, Simeon.
709
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,320
He's gonna do great,
isn't he?
710
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:46,880
Absolutely.
711
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,520
{\an8}First up is this
state-of-the-art exercise bike.
712
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,600
{\an8}Tony, would you like to do
the honours?
713
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:55,360
{\an8}Now, this model has access
to an online library
714
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:58,320
{\an8}of over 1,000 workouts.
715
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:01,480
Or you can simply connect
your phone via Bluetooth
716
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,920
so you can work out
to your favourite tunes.
717
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,480
Tony, what do you fancy?
Some soft rock?
718
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:08,280
Oh, always, Maria.
719
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:13,240
Oh, that is so smooth,
just like the music.
720
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:17,560
{\an8}Now, this bike normally retails
at £299,
721
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:21,000
{\an8}and we're offering it
for £199.99.
722
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:22,840
But today, with your 25%
discount...
723
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:24,200
What is he doing?
724
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:27,520
I think Simeon wants them
to go over.
725
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,760
No, no. You can't.
We're live!
726
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:31,600
Okay.
Stay tight on Tony and Maria.
727
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,640
{\an8}...just over £12 a month.
728
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:36,480
{\an8}I mean, that's cheaper
than a gym membership, isn't it?
729
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:39,160
- Get down!
- I'm sold.
730
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:40,480
I've got to get one of these.
731
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,880
I think I know
who the killer is.
732
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:46,680
{\an8}We're also throwing in
the passport wallet
733
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:48,280
{\an8}and matching luggage tags.
734
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:49,960
{\an8}Is that a bargain or what?
735
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:52,840
{\an8}Well, especially
with that extra discount.
736
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,280
Now, our next item
isn't just a razor.
737
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:58,400
It's a 15-in-1
total grooming system.
738
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:00,120
You're doing brilliantly.
739
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,720
Remember, it comes with all
these attachable tools...
740
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,200
- What are they doing now?
- ...and the post-shave lotions,
741
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:06,680
which do smell fabulous.
742
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:09,080
Uh, we need to talk to you
about Valentina's death.
743
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:10,560
I'm about to be on camera.
744
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:12,240
We usually offer it
for £99.99...
745
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,640
What, you think I killed her?
746
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:18,080
Well, she did destroy
your dream.
747
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:20,920
What? Being a presenter on
a low-budget shopping channel?
748
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,280
No, Maria.
749
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:24,800
Your other dream.
750
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:26,640
Shall we go somewhere quieter?
751
00:34:26,720 --> 00:34:28,600
...over to another
of our best-sellers
752
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:30,040
and a favourite
for all you campers out there.
753
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:31,760
Isn't that right, Maria?
754
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:34,080
{\an8}Maria, you look very different.
Have you changed your hair?
755
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:36,560
{\an8}- Where are they all going?
- I'm having a joke with you.
756
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,440
{\an8}Maria has had to step off
for a moment,
757
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:43,200
{\an8}so joining us now for the
next item is my good friend Lu.
758
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,200
{\an8}Read it.
759
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:51,280
{\an8}Oh.
A best-seller for sure!
760
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:55,520
{\an8}Let's talk about bearable--
wearable sleeping bags.
761
00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:00,440
What does Fabian have to do
with Valentina's death?
762
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,600
He's the mysterious Burton
she was having an affair with.
763
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,120
Yeah. At first, we were having
trouble making the connection.
764
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,000
But luckily, Sebastian here
765
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:11,400
is as much a fan of the silver
screen as Valentina was.
766
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:14,080
She named her lovers after the
husbands of Elizabeth Taylor,
767
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:17,440
and Richard Burton famously
starred in the film "Cleopatra,"
768
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:21,440
which is also the name
of Fabian's garage.
769
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,120
I think that's a bit
of a stretch.
770
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:28,200
Yeah. That's what I thought.
Until, uh, we found this.
771
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:29,600
Valentina's phone.
772
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,800
Yeah. We, uh,
we called up Burton on it.
773
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,320
And, uh, guess who answered.
774
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:37,040
Fabian.
775
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:38,880
You had a lot to say about you.
776
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,040
How you couldn't accept
the fact you'd split up,
777
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:44,560
how you became obsessed with
finding out why he left you.
778
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:48,720
And then you realised he was
seeing Valentina, didn't you?
779
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:51,480
And you decided
she needed to pay.
780
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:53,960
It's a great theory.
781
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,400
But unless you have
any hard evidence,
782
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:57,040
I really need to get back
to set.
783
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:58,720
You know,
784
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,920
for someone who takes such
good care of their vocal cords,
785
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,320
I thought it was strange
to see you in the smoking shed
786
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,080
the other day.
787
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:08,120
So I asked Frank and Lu to take
a look at the cigarette bin.
788
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,520
Yeah.
Did, didn't he?
789
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,520
And, uh, it's not the nicest
place to root around,
790
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:18,360
but, uh, then... we found these.
791
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:19,880
I wonder what the police
will find
792
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,080
when they check them for DNA
and prints.
793
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:29,760
We'd been planning our wedding
since school, me and Fabian.
794
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:33,200
The only reason I took this job
was so we could save more.
795
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:37,720
Then a few months ago,
he just went cold,
796
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,960
called off the engagement,
moved out.
797
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:43,760
Wouldn't even take my calls.
798
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:47,760
I knew it was another woman,
but I never imagined...
799
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:50,600
It was after
the menopause-segment disaster.
800
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:52,320
I went to Valentina's
dressing room,
801
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,440
and I was gonna beg her
to let me help
802
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:56,520
with the Birthday Bonanza
launch.
803
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:58,160
I found her on the phone.
804
00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:00,920
Fabian, you can look
under my hood any day.
805
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,040
My Fabian.
I couldn't believe it.
806
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:07,000
So you're the other woman?
807
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:08,720
How could you?
808
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:13,120
Well... you tried stealing
my presenting job,
809
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,520
so I stole your man.
810
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,240
This is about work?
811
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:19,640
Do you even love him?
812
00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:22,880
Of course not, darling.
It's just a bit of fun.
813
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,840
You know what he meant to me.
We were getting married!
814
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:29,040
Oh. No, no.
I didn't tell him to leave you.
815
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:30,600
That was all him.
816
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:33,720
He realised he didn't want to
be stuck with you
817
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:35,640
for the rest of his life.
818
00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:38,000
Not once he knew
what he was missing.
819
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:42,040
I'm looking forward to trying
your cake.
820
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:44,120
See you on set.
821
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:50,080
Valentina had a problem
with her stupid car,
822
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:54,000
and I gave her Fabian's details
just to be nice.
823
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:56,400
Valentina spotted my hand cream
when I first started,
824
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:59,840
and she went mad
because it had almond oil in it.
825
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:01,920
Banned it from the building.
826
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:04,680
But I still had it in my car.
827
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:17,320
You knew someone at the studio
was sabotaging Valentina.
828
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:20,480
You hoped they'd also be blamed
for tampering with the cake.
829
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:24,960
Which is why you begged Andrew
to keep us on the case.
830
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:28,880
I was going to retrieve it
after we finished today.
831
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:31,320
Dispose of them properly.
832
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,840
So I will need them back.
833
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:38,760
Oh, I don't think so.
Hm. I--
834
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:43,400
Go!
835
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:44,960
{\an8}That just looks so comfy.
836
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:46,640
{\an8}And it's practical too,
isn't it?
837
00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:48,040
{\an8}Yes, Tony.
838
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:51,200
{\an8}And it's actually
very lightweight... Tony.
839
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:52,840
{\an8}- So it doesn't just-- Oh.
- So it doesn't just have to be
840
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:54,560
{\an8}for camping.
841
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,040
{\an8}You could wear this around
the house,
842
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:57,840
{\an8}on the school run,
even for popping down the shops.
843
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:00,760
{\an8}Ah. Well, I don't know-- don't
know about the shops, Tony.
844
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,560
{\an8}It's a bit-- bit warm in here
845
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:04,560
{\an8}and, um,
can't actually move much.
846
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:06,840
{\an8}- But I love the colour!
- Oh, Lu, you're a hoot.
847
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:09,520
{\an8}I bet you can't wait to take
one of these home, can you?
848
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,600
{\an8}- Go!
- Um...
849
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,600
{\an8}- Give me that bag!
- Over my dead body.
850
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:17,320
{\an8}- Don't give her ideas!
- Maria?
851
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,880
{\an8}It's over, Maria.
852
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,880
{\an8}No!
Valentina was an evil cow!
853
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,080
{\an8}She bullied everyone!
854
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:28,560
{\an8}She slept with anything
that moved!
855
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:30,080
{\an8}She didn't care who she hurt!
856
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,320
{\an8}I did the world a favour
by getting rid of her!
857
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,400
{\an8}- Cut the feed!
- Aah!
858
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:37,200
{\an8}And thank goodness
859
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:40,280
{\an8}this model comes with
an automatic shut-off.
860
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:44,280
{\an8}It's actually much more
practical than it looks, Tony.
861
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:46,000
{\an8}Giving it a thumbs-up.
862
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:48,840
{\an8}Don't know if you can see that.
863
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:57,720
I honestly don't know
how you lot do it.
864
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:01,840
It's a mixture of sheer
stupidity and dumb luck.
865
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:03,600
I think you'll find it's called
866
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:05,560
good old-fashioned
detective work.
867
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:08,320
- Isn't that right, Sebastian?
- Yes.
868
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,080
And actually,
it was pretty obvious
869
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,440
if you knew where to look.
870
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:13,920
You too now, is it?
Just what I need.
871
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,720
Hey, Keeler.
872
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,840
Need any pointers,
just give us a call.
873
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,640
Hoo-hoo!
874
00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:21,880
Whoo!
875
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,560
Oh.
876
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:25,960
- Ooh.
- Hey!
877
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:29,160
Oh, I'm so sorry
about ruining your program.
878
00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:30,760
Are you kidding?
879
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:32,400
The sales figures have been
off the chart.
880
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,880
The channel are thrilled!
881
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,360
Hey.
Forget promotions.
882
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:40,200
That should just unveil killers
live on air.
883
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,200
Yeah.
If you could...
884
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:47,040
Oh.
Hey, guys?
885
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:48,800
Guys?
886
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,600
I'm gonna need some help
getting out of this...
887
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:55,320
I can't believe
you've got it on again.
888
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,920
It's actually really comfy.
889
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,200
Oh.
890
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:02,680
You just have to be
a little bit-- thanks--
891
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,360
a bit creative if you need
a wee, you know?
892
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:07,840
- Mm.
- Oh! Oh, it's on.
893
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:09,760
Seb, turn it up.
894
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,000
...like me, can't function
without coffee in the morning.
895
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:13,880
{\an8}Oh.
He looks different.
896
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:15,640
{\an8}Not just the makeup.
897
00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:17,400
{\an8}Yeah. Did I tell you?
898
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:18,800
He sold Valentina's fancy car.
899
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:20,640
Gave the money to Andrew
to pay the tax bill.
900
00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:22,200
Here she comes.
901
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,760
{\an8}Jane, this looks like
a complicated bit of kit.
902
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:27,200
{\an8}Oh, actually, Tony,
it's so easy...
903
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,720
{\an8}- even you could do it.
- Oh, look!
904
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:31,880
{\an8}She's a natural.
905
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,640
Unlike you.
906
00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:36,040
You know, we may nearly have
been hedge-trimmed to death,
907
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:39,480
but I'm so glad Andrew finally
recognised Jane's potential.
908
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:41,360
{\an8}Yeah. According to the forums,
909
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:43,000
{\an8}the viewers are really enjoying
910
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:45,680
{\an8}seeing somebody like them
on screen, somebody real.
911
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:49,120
{\an8}Mm. Still got no one to stand
in the booth, though, have they?
912
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:50,960
No.
913
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:54,000
It's, um, funny you should say.
914
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:58,520
I've actually been offered
that job... full time.
915
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,840
- Oh! Um...
- Oh. Oh.
916
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,640
- W-Well, uh-- uh, we...
- Yeah.
917
00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:06,240
- ...have been talking and...
- Yeah.
918
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,680
And we were thinking
maybe we could pay
919
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:11,960
for you to do the professional
investigator course.
920
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,080
- Really?
- Yeah.
921
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:15,480
You did really well
on this case.
922
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:17,240
We wouldn't have cracked it
without you.
923
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:20,320
We just thought you might like
the chance to hone your skills.
924
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:23,640
I mean, we can't pay you
any more money, but, um,
925
00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:25,680
we can hire someone to--
to cover the phones and that
926
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:26,920
while you're studying.
927
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:30,240
Would I, um...
get a new job title?
928
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:33,120
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah.
929
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:39,960
Executive... investigative...
assistant.
930
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:43,480
Jove and my stars be praised.
I'd be honoured.
931
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:45,560
You know,
I think my place might always be
932
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:48,880
with Shakespeare and Hathaway...
and Brudenell.
933
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:50,440
Brudenell, Shakespeare,
and Hathaway.
934
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:51,840
It's got a ring to it.
935
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:53,400
We don't need to talk about
billing now.
936
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:55,000
I need to work out
where I'll put my desk.
937
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,840
Switch that.
Buy some business cards.
938
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:59,600
Ooh!
BSH Investigative...
939
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,960
I think we've created a monster.